While the rest of the world buzzes by, our national defenders slog hard in tekong, defending singapore against the ginormous mosquitoes.
And therein lies our blog, its remains wasting away.
If you haven't realised by now, I'm bored and tired and just remembered the pw and username so I'm entertaining myself. Apart from my various careers (e.g. stalking, teaching, shopping, etc.), I have nothing else to do.
Oh well, toodles.I shall resume stalkerama duties.Because really; who comes here anymoooore?
But an attempt at futility I shall do; Class outing soon anyone?
P.S. The picture below is meant to inspire human beings and people from 06S47 to actually go for a class outing. NOW; STARE HARD AT IT.
Hello, I completely and wholly agree to the girl power claim. Despite desperate attempts by some people *coughcoughzixuancoughcough*, you WILL FAIL AHAHAHAHA. Why? Because girls simply rule.
AND YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERYL!!!! CHERRY!!!! CHURRY!!! CURRY!!!! Okay. Before I continue distorting your name, I'll stop here.
But not before I say one last thing; everyone MUST take SATs. It's the most enlightening thing in the whole of humankind. If you really must know, it heightens one's ability to freak yourself out by assuming that time runs out like insanely quickly, and also, makes you feel happyhigh about the relatively simple math section, compared to the language part, which really requires too much reasoning. Too heightened for my elevated taste.
And because I went Bukit Timah and was a complete suaybong as...well that's another story. Too suaybong to explain to the greater public of the greater universe, which can be measured in lightyears, as ascertained by space scientists.
If you didn't realise, this entry is meant to heighten your understanding of the english language in the most measly way, if that's even possible. Because it's not even substantially profound. Ah rubbish. Vanity, vanity, all is vanity.
Hello folks. It is with great alarm that I present to you the report (3rd week after A's) for the activities of the people in 06S47.
Observation #1 There has been an exponential rise in the people joining mindjolt. An exponential rise in rivalry amongst the members of this particular class. Especially in some games. *coughcoughmarblelinescoughcough*
Observation #2 MY HIGHSCORES ARE BEING DIMINSHED. This is war. One day everyone will wake up, switch on their computer, and suffer from a 03274365 hour shock. Because the only thing that's constant on the high score board is my name. MWA HA HA HA
Observation #3 It's fun having more people on facebook seriously :) Don't play too much mindjolt. Studies from the University of Milwaukee has shown that people who play mindjolt for more than 3 hours a day suffer from health ailments. Like, for example tired brains from trying to preempt when the blasted lightning will strike. Don't put yourself at risk.
Read something interesting a few days ago, since chalet is over and i have nothing else to do but rot, shall learn how to blog. Anyway, here goes:
If someone actually asks you this question, "Is Hell exothermic(gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?" what would you answer? The question was actually given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer given by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is, of course why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools as it expands and vice versa) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
firstly, i'll send emails out to everyone. telling them the username and password to get into this miserable blog. which has been left alone 2 months ago (aww. u poor thing.)'
then i can only hope that in the next few days, weeks, months and even years to come (if we still remember this wonderful class of ours) , 80% of the entries are not written by me. cos for the 10 entries written here, most of them are by me. i dunno how to count, so dont laugh at me. oh. 10 entries. well done.
class chalet's coming soon. and i'm so happy that there may be a deficit again. just like last yr :D woo. im so excited about that. a big thank you to some classmates for being so supportive of me everytime. (cannot name out. later people say here say there.)
Watched enchanted yesterday with 5 other guys. the 5 brave men are Sean, Hua Zhou, Yong Hong, Yi Fan, and Wei Jie. was too lazy to bring a camera yesterday. i think the response for ytd's outing was fantastic. 25% of the class can make it! cheers and celebrations.
i guess after A's, pple just got busier or sth. like me, busy with rotting and stoning in front of the computer all day long.
it was kinda weird. there were only 3 groups of pple watching enchanted in the same theatre at PS ytd. 1. couples 2. class outings (got girls and guys. total no: >6) 3. groups of girls
and the 6 of us are like. woah. its really amazing how 6 guys can go to the ticket booth and say, "6 tickets for enchanted (for us)" and avoid the person behind the counter staring at us and wondering: bunch of gays.
well, that's why i say we're brave men.
there are so many more movies that i wanna watch.
and i seriously hope that they can be watched with >5 pple in the near future. (ya, maybe 10 or 20 years down the road)
even the guys who want to have a lan outing. we said b4 the a's even started that we all will go out and play lan (the girls must be thinking: no life kids) and later, we only have 6 miserable guys playing lan. plus 2 more dunno from where, i think weijie's frens. again, all names will be protected and not revealed. the girls also have activities of their own, since it's impossible for them to play lan with us. and it's even impossible to imagine that girls play lan and start hurling vulgarities at each other. and use terms such as "imba" and "wa lao. dun ks me." haha. i'm not driving at anything. it's so early in the morning and my mind's a bit luan (as usual) my mouth still got cai por smell, after eating chwee kueh in the morning for breakfast.
hmm.. OH YA. weijie is very poor thing. i think he's the only senior that is being asked by JT for STJ. well, i think he's the most approachable one. cos the rest of 06s47 all can bite and kill pple one.
the junior class, if u are reading this, it's possible to have a STJ. and not that we dont want to treat u guys and girls back, but it's really not up to me. 06s47 class outings are going extinct already. and even our class chalet has got so many pple going for it. it's kinda difficult to get the whole class out on a day that coincides with the free days u pple have and have STJ. maybe one fine day, i may just treat all of u to something.